What Again?... What?!?

Water under the bridge is forgotten until somebody jumps in it with concrete shoes

My friend has put to my attention that my spelling bites, very much. I would like to apologize to anyone who might have read anything that has been misspelled. If anyone had the patience to actually read anything I write that is.

I don’t know why but I usually confuse "a" with "e" and sometime "i" with "e". I don’t have any mental disorders it just happens since I spell as I pronounce. That's how my parents thought me how to do it, not that I’m blaming them.

I don’t even know why people have to make such a big fuss about it, anyway. People understand what I' saying, or so I figure. It's not such a big crime is it?

I got to thinking about mistakes, much like my recent encounter with a shaver gone amok. I didn’t notice it and I’ve been walking around with the crookedness on my face. If little things like this bother the heck out of me, how about bigger issues, you might ask.

I usually forget much of anything incredibly stupid I might have done over my half lived life. There’s not much to go on really. I didn’t like making mistakes but you really can’t help making them do you. Like everyone else, I'm just a lowly, scum of the earth human.

I try my best to forget about them but every once and a while you get nostalgia, I hate that. When that happens, I take one of my closed fists and knock myself on the head, hard. I hate that I do stupid things. I couldn’t take the utter dim-wittedness of the matter.

Someone once told me that people who do that have got identity issues. Does that carry truth?

I feel that everyone’s entitled to their own way of redemption. Some use money, some talk, some give favors, but isn’t all of it just to make us feel better about what we did wrong, some weird form of closure. I think that gives me the right to hit myself whenever I feel the urge to, doesn't it?

I could just stop typing and deal with the entire typo issue by editing my stuff but the truth is I’d rather not. So, hence this recent post. I have found closure...