Quasi Me

Say hi to the guy on the other side of the mirror for me...

It's been a few weeks now since I've started work at Wendy's. Now, I feel the need to rant about it.

It's one of those "happy" jobs where they require you to be nice and all perky. Much like Barbie or those faker flight stewards saying "bye-bye" as you get of the flying hunk-a-sheet (or another word with with similar sound) metal they call an airplane.

I promised myself I'd be extra nice on this endeavor into the adult working world, so, I've been having personality backlash as of late. It's hard to be in an environment where you can't curse everything in your path. I could call upon the first amendment right, but they'd probably exercise theirs and fire me. See the predicament?

Over the past few days I could no longer help myself. I find me smiling at a certain someone when I’m facing them but giving them a finger behind my back. To those who have worked in these kinds of conditions before, is this normal employee behavior?

At least I’m meeting new people in the immediate working area. Though, I don’t actually know their names, but I know their faces! That’s got to be worth something, right? Argh!!! Crap, who the heck am I kidding...?